this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club
“Eren Jaeger and Armin Arlet are to stay no less than fifty meters from each other at all times until they can learn to resist the apparently strong urge to break out into renditions of “Don’t Drop That Durka Durk.”
Further-damn-more, if any of you other brats decide that doing so is prudent, I’m going to punt your ass halfway to Sina.
YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP US?!
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?